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Murphys laws

  1. If anything can go wrong, it will
  2. If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong
  3. If anything just cannot go wrong, it will anyway
  4. If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which something can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop
  5. Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse
  6. If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something
  7. Nature always sides with the hidden flaw
  8. Mother nature is a bitch
  9. Murphy's Law of Thermodynamics
    Things get worse under pressure.
  10. The Murphy Philosophy
    Smile . . . tomorrow will be worse.
  11. Quantization Revision of Murphy's Laws
    Everything goes wrong all at once.
  12. Murphy's Constant
    Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value
  13. Murphy's Law of Research
    Enough research will tend to support whatever theory.
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