New Year’s Greeting in legal language

The Wishor offers the Wishee on a strictly without prejudice
 basis, without any obligation of any kind, whether express, implied
 or otherwise, the Wishor's best gender-neutral non-discriminatory wishes for
 a socially responsible, politically correct, low stress, non-addictive,
 environmentally conscious celebration of the winter solstice
 holiday, practised within the most enjoyable traditions of the
 religious persuasion or secular practises of your choice, with respect for
 the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others,
 or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all AND a
 financially successful, personally fulfilling and medically
 uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the new calendar year, but with
 due respect for the calendars of other cultures and/or sects, and having due
 regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith,
 or sexuality of the said Wishee ("the Greeting").

 In accepting the Greeting the Wishee acknowledges that he/she is bound by
 and subject to the following terms:

1. The Greeting may be subject to further clarification or withdrawal by

 the Wishor at any time and without further notice to the Wishee;

 2. The Greeting is freely transferable to
 other parties at the sole discretion of the Wishee, provided that the Wishee
 shall make no alteration to the Greeting and that the rights of the Wishor
 are duly acknowledged;

 3. The Greeting implies no contractual obligation on
 the part of the Wishor to actually implement any of it's term and/or
 conditions, or to be bound by it's terms and'or conditions;

4. The Greeting may not be enforceable in certain jurisdictions

and/or the restrictions herein may not be binding upon the

Wishee in certain jurisdiction s and is revocable at the

sole discretion of the said Wishor without further notice;
 5. The Greeting is warranted to perform as reasonably as may be expected
 within the usual application of good tidings, for a period of one year or
 until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first;

 6. The Wishor warrants that this greeting will only remain extent for
 the limited replacement of this wish or issuance of a further wish at the
 sole discretion of the Wishor. Any references, whether express or implied,
 in this greeting to any festive figure or figures whether actual or fictitious, alive or
 dead, shall not imply any endorsement by or from that figure in respect of
 this greeting, and all proprietary rights in any referenced third party
 names and/or images are hereby acknowledged.

 This greeting (which shall remain without prejudice and
 subject to contract until accepted by the Wishee) contains the entire
 understanding between the Wishor and Wishee with respect to the subject
 matter of the Greeting and supersedes all and any prior greetings.

All and best wishes for the New Year.

Author Unknown.